I,ve always liked Boxer BMWs.
If you want to travel in comfort
with little effort
-the flat twin takes some beating.
I once test rode an RS100
from Rainbow BMW Sheffield.
I set off for a quick spin at 2,00,pm
got carried away,loving it,
-ended up in Cleethorpes
Got back to the shop at 6.00 pm
just as they were shutting
-OOPS SORRY
When a friend told me about a police disposal sale of BMWs
(and a couple of Norton Rotaries)
curiosity was heightened.
The sale was held in a special evening event
at National Car Auctions in Stoke on Trent.
The punters stood on the “terraces” facing the auctioneers podium
and the bikes were wheeled in for display
in between.the 2 parties.
Prices were rumoured to be very reasonable
and there was a LOT of interest.
I ended up right at the back on the top row
-barely able to see the “salesfloor”
The auction started
and prices were definitely NOT “reasonable”
-they were scandalous.
Added to which it seemed that the bikes were grouped together
-purchasing one, gave the buyer
an option on several others at the same price!
“Sold to Mottingham Motorcycles
-3 more lots at the same price?
Yes?
Thankyou
-Next lot is………”
There was nothing to buy!
Interest waned along with concentration.
On the way back to the terraces with a cup of plastic tea,
(out of sight of the sales floor I heard
…… £600,any more?”
The bargain of the night!
I bid upto £800 and got it.
Paid my money and went to look at the new bike.
OH MY GOD!!!
No screen,broken fairing,
label attached to handlebar
”non runner,left cylinder US”
By not paying attention
I,d bought a wreck.
(heres what it should have looked lik!)

I collected the bike the following morning
and trailered it home.
To top it all
when I took the BMW off the trailer
I noticed a large hole in the sump!
6 months later the BMW was back on the road.
The only real problem
had been a cylinder locating stud
that had stripped its thread;
A friend helicoiled the block -job done;
The broken sump had belonged to another BMW.
I located the police garage where the bikes were serviced
-mine had been cannibalised for spares.
I spent £200 on spares from Motospares in Yorkshire
-including Krauser panniers;
I got an R80RT “civilian” dualseat.
The bodywork was sprayed
a Mercedes metallic gold colour
(more of a sandy beige)
heres a picture of a similar R80RT
-different colour otherwise the same
I put about 500 miles on it.
Still running a bit rough,
I rode it to Tiggsys(Nigel Hammersley)garage
for him to have a look at it;
“these bikes generally run better
when theyve got slides in the carburettors!”
(Ive paraphrased his actual words
-the original wouldt pass the censor,
as anyone who knows Nigel
and his use of the vernacular would testify).
Incredible!
Their reliability legendary,
I,d covered 500 miles on one cylinder! 